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Ah! A quest!

Whatever you're looking for, if it ever was here, no longer lives at this location. This may be due to the revamping of our site, or perhaps to the meddlesome ghosts who find their way into the mechanism from time to time.

In either case, to find what you are looking for, you must go on a quest. We recommend that any such quest begin here.